Some funny things my teacher found on Church Bulletins or were announced in Church Services…. keep in mind, my teacher is a nun and even she had a good ole laugh. Read this slowly…and post the number of which one made you laugh! ♥ 1. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. 2. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 3. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 4. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
5. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. 6. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. 7. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility. 8. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.